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PETA MAKES WAR ON BIKERS- ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS TAKE "War On Leather" to MOTORCYCLE RALLY

Seeded on Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:20 AM EST

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"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

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Public Discussion (68)

bore-head007

Wrong.

Wrong event. Wrong target. Wrong message to the wrong crowd.

"We were having a party!

10 votes

#1 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:23 AM EST

kpr37

Great seed, thank you. I'm still laughing at the photo.

and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Repeal the helmet laws, free the human head.

Pro choice American..fight the power

8 votes

#1.1 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:49 AM EST

bore-head007

And leather. Lots of leather!

6 votes

#1.2 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:50 AM EST

UNA_Lion

Yeah, Harley riders are a funny bunch. Even when I was one, I didn't wear the prescribed uniform. On a Gold Wing, nobody expects me to wear any kind of uniform (save perhaps the full helmet with boom mic, which I also don't wear).

Those PETA folks apparently didn't think their actions through prior to committing.

7 votes

#1.3 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:15 AM EST

There They Go Again

Those PETA folks apparently didn't think their actions through prior to committing.

Or being committed. If they can't do a simple risk/benefit assessment, perhaps they should at least read a little history; particularly the biography of George Armstrong Custer.

7 votes

#1.4 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:59 AM EST

bore-head007

@!$%#! Even pick up a copy of Easy Rider!

7 votes

#1.5 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:43 AM EST

hhabilis

Suicidal.

4 votes

#1.6 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:30 PM EST

bore-head007

hhabilis

pickin up whatcha puttin down!

3 votes

#1.7 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:38 PM EST

There They Go Again

I am reminded of the story about the old cowboy who came knocking on the pearly gates. When St. Peter opened them, he asked the cowboy:

"Have you ever done an act of bravery to help another"?

The cowboy replied, "Well, I tried to stop a young blonde from being molested by a bunch of bikers."

"That's great, when did you do that?"

"About ten minutes ago."

8 votes

#1.8 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:09 PM EST

bore-head007

lol. good 'n!

4 votes

#1.9 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:55 PM EST

CrowMeris

UNA_Lion:

Yeah, Harley riders are a funny bunch.

Hey! I ~~resent~~ resemble that remark!

5 votes

#1.10 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:35 PM EST

maddad

makes war??? LOL..... this could be settled during a break at bike week....Leather Wins!

4 votes

#1.11 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:32 PM EST

pokermik

Yeah, Harley riders are a funny bunch.

Funny how? Do we amuse you?

5 votes

#1.12 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:57 PM EST

drummerboy2011

I was kinda wondering the same thing?

3 votes

#1.13 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:50 PM EST

daMamma

Yeah, Harley riders are a funny bunch.

Funny how? Do we amuse you?

Why yes, and I bet you look damned cute on your bike too!
: )

Not all bikers are scruffy looking, some are really rather cute. But all bikes are just awesome. In my not so humble opinion anyway.

3 votes

#1.14 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST

pokermik

Why yes, and I bet you look damned cute on your bike too!

Thanks. My wife thinks so, but sometimes she says I love the bike more than her. :)

1 vote

#1.15 - Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:05 PM EST

drummerboy2011

My Harley is Number 1 in my life behind God and my 85 pound lap dog, hehehehehe. But Biker ARE in fact some of the most stereotyped people out there.

2 votes

#1.16 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:07 AM EST

bore-head007

Some of the best people I've ever met. Bar none.

4 votes

#1.17 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:31 AM EST

drummerboy2011

Yep! Maybe we should start a POST A PIC OF YOUR BIKE article.

3 votes

#1.18 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:33 PM EST

bore-head007

Its been a long time sinse I had one, drummer, I do miss that @!$%#, but I'm gettin beyond it now.

That is a great idea though. Start a newsvine bike group!

I bet you'd get a few interested. Quite a few.

Lemmeknow what I can do.

4 votes

#1.19 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:19 PM EST

There They Go Again

My Harley is Number 1 in my life behind God and my 85 pound lap dog, hehehehehe

Drummer,

You'd have loved the one we saw up in northern Michigan a couple of years back. Bike with a sidecar going down the road. Guy in the sidecar and a Golden Retriever on the bike seat. Totally freaked out everybody else on the road. They couldn't figure out if the guy had rigged a control system for the sidecar or if it was a really smart dog. Very cool.

5 votes

#1.20 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:19 PM EST

drummerboy2011

Yeppers, I've seen dogs in sidecars before, pretty cool. My dog would love that, he's TOTALLY an in the wind kinda dog, all hanging out the window of my pickup and stuff, hehehehe.....

3 votes

#1.21 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:09 PM EST

mf-3735877

I swear dogs like to ride as much as bikers do. Nothing but pure enjoyment when their ears are flapping in the wind.

2 votes

#1.22 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:37 PM EST

bore-head007

Back in the day, ole borehead gave a few dogs a ride or two... or five.

Even gave an elephant a ride across he Memorial Bridge connecting Portsmouth and Kittery and it was a steel grate deck. The extra weight added a real challenge, but, we made it.

3 votes

#1.23 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:42 PM EST

Lee-479062

bh, I don't think they got their dogs at a bar! Probably where that elephant came from, too. Wasn't pink, was it?

2 votes

#1.24 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:05 PM EST

bore-head007

Strawberry blond, of fair complexion on the pinkish side! She was big, but very pretty, very soft, with long painted fingernails.

Spending a lot of time fishing, my thoughts would dwell, my loins would ache, and everytime I thought of them women, I could'nt wait to get back.

The dogs? they were beer drinking dogs that drained a fisherman's wallet.

The drank so much, I'd have to spend a week to ten days on Georges just to have enough to do it all over again, cyclical. It was a blast.

2 votes

#1.25 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:20 PM EST

There They Go Again

Yeppers, I've seen dogs in sidecars before, pretty cool.

It was even cooler than that Drummer. It wasn't the dog in the sidecar, it was the guy. The dog was riding the bike, and if you looked at it from a passing car, it looked like the dog was actually doing the steering.

3 votes

#1.26 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:24 PM EST

drummerboy2011

ROFLMAO

2 votes

#1.27 - Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:25 PM EST

There They Go Again

Wish to heck I'd have had a camera with me that day. It was so cool.

2 votes

#1.28 - Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:25 AM EST

Neale Osborn

Love this article. PETA idjits getting the tables turned. Sucks when YOU are on the receiveing end of a garbage toss, doesn't it?

3 votes

#1.29 - Fri Mar 2, 2012 1:10 PM EST

Kearney Outlaw

LOL!!!

Brilliant!

5 votes

#2 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:28 AM EST

bore-head007

I heard a rumor that invitations have been sent to Westboro Baptist Church for the next event!

8 votes

#2.1 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:31 AM EST

mf-3735877

I would have bought tickets to watch this protest. Too funny.

7 votes

#3 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:31 AM EST

Kearney Outlaw

See? Please donate to PETA. Where else can you buy this kind of entertainment??

5 votes

#3.1 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:45 AM EST

bore-head007

KO, they mightv'e scored if the sent a couple of the naked mermaids.

5 votes

#3.2 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:57 AM EST

daMamma

I'm a proud member of the other
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

6 votes

#3.3 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:18 PM EST

mightyj

Booooooo hissssssss!!!

but seriously how do you feel about

People

Eating

Tasty

Albicore

3 votes

#3.4 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:24 PM EST

daMamma

Albacore is a tuna isn't it? Being an equal opportunity nibbler, I'll try just about any food at least once.

I do have a problem with cruelty to animals. It is unnecessary. And I really dislike factory farming and animal testing.

6 votes

#3.5 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM EST

mightyj

daMamma- I was joking you a little. I stopped eating animals because of all the hormones and stuff that they put in them. I hate the cruel system they have but people have to eat and I have no idea how we would feed everyone without the mass production farming we have now.

I stay away from farm raised fish and corexit fish too.

3 votes

#3.6 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:03 PM EST

daMamma

I don't eat farm raised fish either. I do prefer the meat on my dinner plate to have been raised organic and free range. And I do mean actual 'free range' and not that, "well it had 3 square feet of space all to itself" crap.

More expensive, but better for you.

3 votes

#3.7 - Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:48 PM EST

Neale Osborn

I raise a large part of my meat. And I feel that there is a place in this world for all of nature's animals. on the kitchen tablen next to the buttered rolls and mashed taters.

3 votes

#3.8 - Fri Mar 2, 2012 1:41 PM EST

Time Lord

Now THAAAAA'S jus precious...save an animal, wear peeta hyde.

Now ANYBODY wit half a brain cood'a figgered out thaa thas jus not a good idea.

DUCT TAPED TA A TREE...Da La Treeen...ah love it. Now THAA made me smile. Good one Bore-Head...thaa made ma day.

5 votes

#4 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:02 AM EST

bore-head007

Gotta love that duct tape, Time Lord!

5 votes

#4.1 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM EST

Time Lord

...yepper, it's gotta thousand'n one uses. Now it's ah thousand'n TWO...!!!

5 votes

#4.2 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:59 PM EST

Time Lord

...yep, it's gotta thousand'n one uses. Now it's ah thousand'n TWO...!!!

4 votes

#4.3 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:59 PM EST

Time Lord

echo...echo...ecko...gecko...ahhhhhh bubble gum.

4 votes

#4.4 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM EST

Time Lord

echo...echo...ecko...gecko...ahhhhhh bubble gum.

5 votes

#4.5 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM EST

thinking aloud

Best article of the day...stupid peta.

4 votes

#5 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:42 PM EST

bore-head007

I would like to extend my gratitude to my manager, assistants, and all the little people that have made this award possible, but especially the fans, who, without them, blabble blah..blah...

Glad ya got a kick out of it!

6 votes

#5.1 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:46 PM EST

mightyj

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using
them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant
dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in
detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

That was damn funny. I didn't even know PETA had a sense of humor.